A fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart.
Honeyed words and flattering looks seldom speak of love.
In learning and straightway practicing is there not pleasure also?
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Not to be known should not grieve you: grieve that ye know not men.
To love benevolence without loving learning is bound to lead to foolishness.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Study as if you were never to master it; as if in fear of losing it.
To be fond of learning is near to wisdom.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
Silence is a friend who will never betray.
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
From : Confucius Sayings
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Health Sayings
The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.
- G.K. Chesterton
I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.
- Anonymous
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
- Anonymous
Health of body and mind is a great blessing, if we can bear it.
- J.H. Cardinal Newman
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Anonymous
Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body.
- Cicero
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
- Irish Proverb
When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no “I’ll start tomorrow.” Tomorrow is disease.
- V.L. Allineare
Human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
- Anonymous
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.
- Charles Simmons
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
- Josh Billings
From : Health Sayings
- G.K. Chesterton
I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.
- Anonymous
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
- Anonymous
Health of body and mind is a great blessing, if we can bear it.
- J.H. Cardinal Newman
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Anonymous
Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body.
- Cicero
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
- Irish Proverb
When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no “I’ll start tomorrow.” Tomorrow is disease.
- V.L. Allineare
Human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
- Anonymous
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.
- Charles Simmons
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
- Josh Billings
From : Health Sayings
Emo Sayings
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
From : Emo Sayings
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
From : Emo Sayings
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Dirty Quotes and Sayings
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null
We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos
You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber
I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
From : Dirty Sayings
- Gregory Null
We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos
You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber
I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
From : Dirty Sayings
Baseball Quotes and Sayings
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- Woody Allen
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
- Wes Westrum
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
- Bob Lemon
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
- Phil Linz
The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.
- Lawrence Ritter
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
- Casey Dillon Stengel
Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
- Robert
I see great things in baseball. It’s our game, the American game.
- Walt Whitman
Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
- Robert Frost
From : Baseball Sayings
- Woody Allen
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
- Wes Westrum
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
- Bob Lemon
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
- Phil Linz
The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.
- Lawrence Ritter
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
- Casey Dillon Stengel
Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
- Robert
I see great things in baseball. It’s our game, the American game.
- Walt Whitman
Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
- Robert Frost
From : Baseball Sayings
Cool Sayings
Life is short and so is money.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Divide and conquer.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Honesty is the best policy.
If you see something you like, take it and make it better.
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
From : Cool Sayings
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Divide and conquer.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Honesty is the best policy.
If you see something you like, take it and make it better.
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
From : Cool Sayings
Clever Sayings
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
From : Clever Sayings
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
From : Clever Sayings
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